I have in my immense wisdom thought up the Homestuck version of Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Dad, Bro, Mom!

>_> What?

Dad schools Bro -> Seriously, you know it's true. Dad has all the mangrit. All of it.
Bro woos Mom -> Ah, dat Strider charm<3.
Mom owns Dad -> Because Dad is a gentleman, who would dote upon the lady. XD

And the irony of Dad == Rock (solid, dependable, and a brute force smashing through the opposition), Bro == Paper (flexible, able to surround and suffocate an enemy, tricky), and Mom == Scissors (slices through her enemies with elegance and ease) did not escape me.

Bec is, of course, the dynamite cheat. :)

Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII (FFVII, Advent Children, Crisis Core, Before Crisis, Dirge of Cerberus)
Pairing: Established Zack/Aerith, Eventual Sephiroth/Cloud (Subject to possible additions)
Rating: Teen (Subject to change)
Warnings: Violence, Language, Pretty much what you'd expect from FFVII. (Subject to additions)
Genre: Time Travel, AU, Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, Romance.
Words: 19,185
Summary: At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human.


Masterlist

( Chapter 04 - Crisis of Churches )

Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII (FFVII, Advent Children, Crisis Core, Before Crisis, Dirge of Cerberus)
Pairing: Established Zack/Aerith, Eventual Sephiroth/Cloud (Subject to possible additions)
Rating: Teen (Subject to change)
Warnings: Violence, Language, Pretty much what you'd expect from FFVII. (Subject to additions)
Genre: Time Travel, AU, Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, Romance.
Words: 16,383
Summary: At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human.


Masterlist

( Chapter 03 - Crisis of Chocobos )

( Subject has nothing to do with post. Srs. XD )


tl;dr, I am random, but mildly entertaining.

Inside is fangirl flailing. And spoilers? That's all I can say.

( Zomg Zack ilu so much )

tl;dr Zack<3

Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII (FFVII, Advent Children, Crisis Core, Before Crisis, Dirge of Cerberus)
Pairing: Established Zack/Aerith, Eventual Sephiroth/Cloud (Subject to possible additions)
Rating: Teen (Subject to change)
Warnings: Violence, Language, Pretty much what you'd expect from FFVII. (Subject to additions)
Genre: Time Travel, AU, Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, Romance.
Words: 15,745
Summary: At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human.

( Prologue - Crisis of Circumstance )

( So I had a thought... )

P.S. For those who were wondering, the issue I had last post is still a bit up in the air. Thank you for worrying, however!