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Chatty Plunnies
By: Dragon-sama
Inspired by/with: Tsugumi Winters, White Mage Koorii, Mikazuki Hime, Kairi922, and International DCFanficNut 1207.
Things to note: Almost all KaiShin, all short, and may or may not be "complete".


Dragon-sama: Okay, so b/c Tsu has to leave soon, I'll post what I've typed so far and just continue. LOVE ME KOORII, FOR I FULFILL YOUR EVERY FANTASY

Tsu-chan: Not too soon.

Koorii-chan: LIKE I DO YOURS?



***

In a series of thuds and curses, six figures abruptly materialized in the room, most falling rather painfully to the floor. The one who'd actually managed to keep his feet inhaled deeply, then stared around at the groaning bodies in mild disbelief. As the others began sitting up as well, recognition and shock set in, followed by various forms of annoyance and resignation.

"This is somehow Kaito's/Kid's fault," the four Shinichis and two Conans chorused.

"Kid?" Shadows in Shadows Shinichi asked in surprise, turning to one of the Conans.

"I haven't figured out who he is yet," The Seduction of Kid Conan replied sourly, pouting slightly.

Bloodhound Shinichi mumbled something under his breath (probably not flattering to a certain magician) as he hauled 30 Cases Shinichi to his feet. He turned to do the same to the last Shinichi, but froze as the wrongness scent hit him, causing a growl to emerge from his throat.

Mayonaka Shinichi regarded him blandly, before climbing to his feet himself. He looked absolutely bored at the situation. But he did reach down and lift Connected Conan to his feet. The boy shot him a disgusted look at the man-handling, but was too busy rubbing his temples in pain to protest.

"So, this is a happy gathering!" Shadows Shinichi said brightly, clapping his hands and rubbing them gleefully together. He turned to the nearest Conan, Seduction's, and grinned merrily. "You know, in my world, Hattori Heiji was the one who got shrunk." There was a series of snorts of laughter, and even Bloodhound Shinichi stopped glaring warily at Mayonaka Shinichi to give him an incredulous look.

"Hattori?" 30 Cases Shinichi said in disbelief. He laughed at the thought, pleased that somewhere out there his friend/rival was suffering from karma at all those 'short' jokes.

"Yup!" Shadows Shinichi said, bounding over to cuddle Seduction Conan. "So, want any tips on how to catch a Kid? I'm all for helping love on the way!"

Seduction Conan shoved at him, red faced from annoyance and embarrassment. "Look, I'm not trying to sleep with Kid! I just want his attention!"

"Yeah, just wait until he decides he wants you back," Cases Shinichi said sourly to the nods of Bloodhound and Mayonaka Shinichi. Realizing he was agreeing with his unnerving counterpart, Bloodhound Shinichi quickly went back to glaring at Mayonaka Shinichi.

Shadows Shinichi sighed dramatically, before releasing his struggling victim to glomp on the next. Mayonaka Shinichi stared woodenly at the grinning face inches from his own.

"Are you glad you're not a shrimp anymore?" Shadows Shinichi asked, though his smile faded a bit at the negative vibes coming off the other teen. He ignored the two indignant cries as he waited for an answer.

"It's useless to be glad of such a thing. Soon enough it won't matter. It never matters..." Mayonaka Shinichi said monotonously, and Shadows had to pull away sharply as the doom and gloom settled on the teen like a dark cloud.

"O...kay," Shadows Shinichi said, backing nervously away. At the sound of increased growling behind him, he turned and grinned cheerfully at Bloodhound Shinichi. "How 'bout you? Happy to be big again?"

Bloodhound Shinichi tore his gaze from the corner of depression to glare heatedly at Shadows Shinichi, who put his hands up placatingly as he backed away.

"You know, my life would have been so much easier if I'd have been shrunk!" Bloodhound Shinichi barked. "At least then I could have told someone! But no! Fate couldn't be that kind!" he was snarling now, and it was a real snarl, with undertones of animalistic violence.

"Ahuh. Sorry I asked," Shadows Shinichi said, rolling his eyes and shuffling away from the two brooding detectives.

"How 'bout you?" Cases Shinichi asked Shadows, raising a curious eyebrow. "If you weren't shrunk, what have you been doing all this time?"

Shadows put on a mock thoughtful look. "Oh, nothing much. Though I did sleep with my brother." He enjoyed the ringing shouts of surprise and alarm.

"Brother?!" Connected Conan spluttered, before moaning and clutching at his head again.

"I don't...we don't...you don't mean Kaito, do you?" Cases Shinichi asked in muted horror. Shadows Shinichi grinned a Kid grin (which the others recognized and shuddered at).

"Well, it turned out okay in the end, right?" he said brightly. A sudden thought occurred to him. "Hey, if we're all here, do you think our Kaitos are together somewhere else?"

The deafening, horrified silence that followed was filled with Shadow's musing voice. "I wonder what they're up to...."

"You don't want to know," Connected Conan griped, willing the voice in his head to shut up. Hey, you never knew when it might start working, right?"

***

"..."

"..."

"Orgy?"

Six voices chorused in ascent.

***

"Damnit! No fair! Why'd I have to be stuck with a bunch of detectives anyway?"

***

Tsu-chan: xDDDDDD

Koorii-chan: *DIES OF HAPPY*
Koorii-chan: HERE YOU CAN HAVE MY SOUL TOO.

Dragon-sama: For you~ darlings!!

Koorii-chan: You realize
Koorii-chan: you're going to have to do the Kaito side for reals to.
Koorii-chan: XDDD

Dragon-sama: Do I reaaaally?

Koorii-chan: YES

Tsu-chan: This has to be continued... eventually...

Koorii-chan: and then they'll all have to be brought together.. XDD
Koorii-chan: AND THE WORLD WILL IMPLODE
Koorii-chan: or something


The Room: Kaito Version, Armageddon, Conan Version

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