Anyone x Everyone: Homestuck Themed Meme
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mancha_samaHa ha ha ha (don't ask). But this was fun to do. I might mix it up to do again sometime! XD
I didn't feel like doing only the trolls, so I substituted some out and added in some humans. WHY IS THERE NO MEME WITH ALL OF THEM!? Well, to be fair, this is more of a generic meme, so oh well. XD Maybe I'll go looking for something like this for more characters.
1. Dave
2. Kanaya
3. Eridan
4. Karkat
5. Sollux
6. John
7. Bro
8. Gamzee
9. Terezi
10. Equius
11. Nepeta
12. Aradia
A) Have you read a 5 and 10 fic before?
Um…nope. XD Not sure I'd want to, either, but hey, good writers can make me a liar!
B) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
Lolno, ubber derp hipster bastard that he is.
C) What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
John got Dave pregnant. John got Dave pregnant. Aside from me dying of lol? Bro would award Dave the King of Irony medal for that, yo. John would be a panicky derpy parent-to-be, and Dave would just chill.
D) Do you recall any good fics about 9?
Recall? Not so much. The one where Bro and her lusus was good, but considering that's all I remember about it, that's not saying much. XD
E) Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
Heeeeell yes~ Bro/Kanaya? Oh, sure, fandom is convinced she likes the ladies, but it's Bro! *coughs* That aside, they'd make a beautiful moirail pair<>.
F) 4/8 or 4/9?
4/8 Karkat Gamzee oh yesssss~ I do love that ship, but there's not enough good fic. Heartbreaking fic yes, but I want the long epic fluffffff~
G) What would happen if 7 found out that 3 and 8 were having a secret relationship?
It's Bro. He'd film it for his new site, Alien Rumps 4 All. 8)
H) Make a summary of at least 20 words, involving 2 and 6.
"Kanaya has finally met the 'unintelligent' Rose in person, and he is everything like she expected. She can't, however, bring herself to dislike him."
I) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic, fluff story?
P-probably? The only thing I can think of is Desperate Closet Smexings with these two, which is about as fluff as they can get, imo. XD
J) Suggest a title for a 1/5 comfort/hurt fic.
The End of Time is Darkness (lol idk)
K) What kind of plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?
Nepeta is unhappy that her shipping wall is incomplete. /No one/ wants to pair with Eridan in any quadrant! She decides to fix this problem herself.
L) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 het? What about 9 slash?
Erm…Dunno. KOORII DO YOU READ BRO HET OR TEREZI SLASH? No, or at least not yet. Why don't more of my friends read HS? /sobs
M) If you wrote a song fic about 9, which song would you use?
"Blind Justice" :B (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE1iUeRojc)
N) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Canonically Kanaya thinks "Rose" (re:John) is an idiot, and has sawn Eridan in half. EXPECT FLUFF!
O) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?
"I cOuLd UsE sOmE oF yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg HoNeY iN mY pIe, My BrOtHeR. hOnK :o)"
P) CHALLENGE: Write a SHORT fic for 10 and 8:
The horns squawked and squalled their discordant chorus as the large body was forced into the pile, a few of the noisemakers meeting unfortunate ends with the sad little 'crunching' noise of metal and plastic buckling under great pressure. Equius didn't look happy at being summarily deposited in Gamzee's pile, but judging by the sweat trickling down the side of his face he wasn't going to protest. There was another loud explosion of sound as Gamzee flopped down into the pile next to him, the slightly dazed smile never quite leaving his face.
"Highblood, this is most inappropriate," Equius began, wincing as another horn met a grisly death under his palm as he shifted.
"Nah, my motherfucking blue-blooded brother." Gamzee's voice was a smooth, almost-slur, though each word came out surprisingly clear for someone supposedly high out of his mind. "It's cool. Everyone needs to chill on the motherfucking pile of miracles."
"…I-Is that an order?" The towel that was around Equius' neck was already soaked, and the fresh wave of sweat at the question didn't help the poor piece of cloth.
"Orders from your motherfucking meowrail," Gamzee said, stretching his hands up above his face. "That's one sassy cat you don't want to motherfucking say 'no' to, know what I mean?"
While not the optimal answer he was looking for, Equius none-the-less relaxed back into the surviving horns. "That is true."
Q) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Why is Bro always the "finder" in these things? XD He'd join in and smex up the sexy ladies. Or, alternatively, he'd be the ironic gentleman and make sure they had everything they needed for their comfortable sexual experience. Bro!Butler?
R) What kind of plot would use to have 4 de-flower 1?
*snerk* I'm not totally sure this is possible, because Dave would troll Karkat so bad no matter what position he was in. So, let's say, "Naïve troll obviously waxing red for cool kid but not doing anything about it, until cool kid finally throws up his hands and does something about it." Or if you must, "Karkat can't stand Dave parading around his mutations, especially since they are so similar to Karkat's own. Blackrom sex ensues"
S) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Yes. XD At least one Bro/Dave and Bro/John.
T) Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Don't think so~
U) Does anyone on your friends list draw 11?
*looks at Gamzee/Nepeta pic of love* That's a YES!
V) Would you write 2/4/5?
…Yes, I Could Ship That. Aside from the fact I ship Sol/Kar hard, and at least moirail Kar/Kan, I could see her being the calming partner for Sollux's bi-polarism and Karkat's RAEG. *hums*
W) What might 10 scream during a moment of intense passion?
"Stronger!"
X) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Er…A few hours ago. XD Re-reading, at least. Tholluxth<3~
Y) What is 6's super-secret kink?
He likes feeding his partner tiny cupcakes. U-um… Blow-jobs *shot* UM I MEAN…. Probably that he likes guys, tbh. XD
Z) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or Sober?
Drunk, quite possibly. If Nepeta can hold her drink enough to proposition Terezi. Or maybe it was just liquid courage she needs! Sober? Of course! XD Because they could then share their various types of squees over Karkat while having sloppy make-outs! (Seriously probably not, unless it was a bit of blackrom on Nepeta's part. XD)
AA) If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Um, is this a trick question? Bro would totally top Eridan. Even if he bottomed, he'd still top that Forevver Alone Eridan. Because Bro
BB) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"Dave and Terezi are in a happy relationship until Terezi runs off with Karkat. Dave, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nepeta and a brief unhappy affair with Aradia, then follows the wise advice of Sollux and finds true love with Kanaya."
Title of fic:Is This Canon? No Seriously, Is This Canon?
CC) How would you feel if 7 and 8 was canon?
Oddly vindicated. XD Bro/Gamzee would be an explosive combination, whether it's sober or sooper Gamzee. Because, now say it with me, Bro
I didn't feel like doing only the trolls, so I substituted some out and added in some humans. WHY IS THERE NO MEME WITH ALL OF THEM!? Well, to be fair, this is more of a generic meme, so oh well. XD Maybe I'll go looking for something like this for more characters.
1. Dave
2. Kanaya
3. Eridan
4. Karkat
5. Sollux
6. John
7. Bro
8. Gamzee
9. Terezi
10. Equius
11. Nepeta
12. Aradia
A) Have you read a 5 and 10 fic before?
Um…nope. XD Not sure I'd want to, either, but hey, good writers can make me a liar!
B) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
Lolno, ubber derp hipster bastard that he is.
C) What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
John got Dave pregnant. John got Dave pregnant. Aside from me dying of lol? Bro would award Dave the King of Irony medal for that, yo. John would be a panicky derpy parent-to-be, and Dave would just chill.
D) Do you recall any good fics about 9?
Recall? Not so much. The one where Bro and her lusus was good, but considering that's all I remember about it, that's not saying much. XD
E) Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
Heeeeell yes~ Bro/Kanaya? Oh, sure, fandom is convinced she likes the ladies, but it's Bro! *coughs* That aside, they'd make a beautiful moirail pair<>.
F) 4/8 or 4/9?
4/8 Karkat Gamzee oh yesssss~ I do love that ship, but there's not enough good fic. Heartbreaking fic yes, but I want the long epic fluffffff~
G) What would happen if 7 found out that 3 and 8 were having a secret relationship?
It's Bro. He'd film it for his new site, Alien Rumps 4 All. 8)
H) Make a summary of at least 20 words, involving 2 and 6.
"Kanaya has finally met the 'unintelligent' Rose in person, and he is everything like she expected. She can't, however, bring herself to dislike him."
I) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic, fluff story?
P-probably? The only thing I can think of is Desperate Closet Smexings with these two, which is about as fluff as they can get, imo. XD
J) Suggest a title for a 1/5 comfort/hurt fic.
The End of Time is Darkness (lol idk)
K) What kind of plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?
Nepeta is unhappy that her shipping wall is incomplete. /No one/ wants to pair with Eridan in any quadrant! She decides to fix this problem herself.
L) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 het? What about 9 slash?
Erm…Dunno. KOORII DO YOU READ BRO HET OR TEREZI SLASH? No, or at least not yet. Why don't more of my friends read HS? /sobs
M) If you wrote a song fic about 9, which song would you use?
"Blind Justice" :B (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwE1iUeRojc)
N) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warnings be?
Warning: Canonically Kanaya thinks "Rose" (re:John) is an idiot, and has sawn Eridan in half. EXPECT FLUFF!
O) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?
"I cOuLd UsE sOmE oF yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg HoNeY iN mY pIe, My BrOtHeR. hOnK :o)"
P) CHALLENGE: Write a SHORT fic for 10 and 8:
The horns squawked and squalled their discordant chorus as the large body was forced into the pile, a few of the noisemakers meeting unfortunate ends with the sad little 'crunching' noise of metal and plastic buckling under great pressure. Equius didn't look happy at being summarily deposited in Gamzee's pile, but judging by the sweat trickling down the side of his face he wasn't going to protest. There was another loud explosion of sound as Gamzee flopped down into the pile next to him, the slightly dazed smile never quite leaving his face.
"Highblood, this is most inappropriate," Equius began, wincing as another horn met a grisly death under his palm as he shifted.
"Nah, my motherfucking blue-blooded brother." Gamzee's voice was a smooth, almost-slur, though each word came out surprisingly clear for someone supposedly high out of his mind. "It's cool. Everyone needs to chill on the motherfucking pile of miracles."
"…I-Is that an order?" The towel that was around Equius' neck was already soaked, and the fresh wave of sweat at the question didn't help the poor piece of cloth.
"Orders from your motherfucking meowrail," Gamzee said, stretching his hands up above his face. "That's one sassy cat you don't want to motherfucking say 'no' to, know what I mean?"
While not the optimal answer he was looking for, Equius none-the-less relaxed back into the surviving horns. "That is true."
Q) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Why is Bro always the "finder" in these things? XD He'd join in and smex up the sexy ladies. Or, alternatively, he'd be the ironic gentleman and make sure they had everything they needed for their comfortable sexual experience. Bro!Butler?
R) What kind of plot would use to have 4 de-flower 1?
*snerk* I'm not totally sure this is possible, because Dave would troll Karkat so bad no matter what position he was in. So, let's say, "Naïve troll obviously waxing red for cool kid but not doing anything about it, until cool kid finally throws up his hands and does something about it." Or if you must, "Karkat can't stand Dave parading around his mutations, especially since they are so similar to Karkat's own. Blackrom sex ensues"
S) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Yes. XD At least one Bro/Dave and Bro/John.
T) Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Don't think so~
U) Does anyone on your friends list draw 11?
*looks at Gamzee/Nepeta pic of love* That's a YES!
V) Would you write 2/4/5?
…Yes, I Could Ship That. Aside from the fact I ship Sol/Kar hard, and at least moirail Kar/Kan, I could see her being the calming partner for Sollux's bi-polarism and Karkat's RAEG. *hums*
W) What might 10 scream during a moment of intense passion?
"Stronger!"
X) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Er…A few hours ago. XD Re-reading, at least. Tholluxth<3~
Y) What is 6's super-secret kink?
Z) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or Sober?
Drunk, quite possibly. If Nepeta can hold her drink enough to proposition Terezi. Or maybe it was just liquid courage she needs! Sober? Of course! XD Because they could then share their various types of squees over Karkat while having sloppy make-outs! (Seriously probably not, unless it was a bit of blackrom on Nepeta's part. XD)
AA) If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Um, is this a trick question? Bro would totally top Eridan. Even if he bottomed, he'd still top that Forevver Alone Eridan. Because Bro
BB) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"Dave and Terezi are in a happy relationship until Terezi runs off with Karkat. Dave, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Nepeta and a brief unhappy affair with Aradia, then follows the wise advice of Sollux and finds true love with Kanaya."
Title of fic:
CC) How would you feel if 7 and 8 was canon?
Oddly vindicated. XD Bro/Gamzee would be an explosive combination, whether it's sober or sooper Gamzee. Because, now say it with me, Bro