Chatty Plunnies 70 - Murder for Dummies
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By: Dragon-sama
Inspired by/with: Tsugumi Winters, White Mage Koorii, Mikazuki Hime, Kairi922, and International DCFanficNut 1207.
Things to note: Almost all KaiShin, all short, and may or may not be "complete".
Key-chan: ME
Tsu-chan: XDDD Do you need to ask?
Koorii-chan: ME EVEN THOUGH I’VE ALREADY SEEN IT
Koorii-chan: XDDDD
Mika-chan: *waves hand*
Dragon-sama: THIS WILL BE A BIT FAMILIAR TO SOME OF YOU
***
"Murder for Dummies, Page 1: Do not commit murder near, around, or on the same planet as one Edogawa Conan. If this is not possible, then just turn yourself in now and save the police the trouble.
"2. If you feel you must commit the murder anyway, do not use an overly contrived, extremely complicated plan. Not only will the lack of large plan confused Edogawa, but the likely hood of failure is much less with simple deaths.
"3. In fact, it is probably better to just stab your victim in from of Edogawa. The confusion of the straightforwardness will throw him off your trail completely as he creates an elegant theory of how the butler did it with a toothbrush.
"4. While he is tracking down the butler, it would be a good idea to point out the fact that glasses are not a viable disguise before running to the Bahamas. If you are particularly evil, tape a sign to his back that says, "I Am Kudou Shinichi." (P.S. Don't go to LA. His dad lives there.)
"5. Most important don't forget to remove all kickable objects from the near vicinity. It would also be a good idea to cover the entirety of your skin with clothing in case of sudden darting."
Heiji was rolling on the ground, tears of laughter streaming down his face. Conan was scowling down at him, sending the occasional kick as the Osakan detective rolled close enough. Kaito continued reading gleefully from the page, while Hakuba studiously pretended he was ALONE in the room, thank you very much!
"6. If all else fails, and Edogawa is about to point at you in accusation, pull out your emergency Kid lure; take a shiny diamond and shine a red light through it. Edogawa will be sufficiently distracted as the thief comes swooping in for the heist."
"Hey!" Kaito said indignantly, breaking off as Heiji went mute in absolute mirth. "I wouldn't fall for such a cheap trick!"
"Quit whining and keep reading," Conan grumbled, kicking the wheezing Heiji again. "It might finish this guy off."
"You're assuming lack of oxygen to his brain would have any obvious effect," Hakuba said woodenly, ignoring the shaking middle finger raised from the prone detective.
"Fine, fine. But remember, you asked for it!" Kaito said, having already read the final rule.
"7. Finally, watch out for late arriving detectives (Most likely Hakuba Sagaru and Hattori Heiji) it would be a shame to get caught by the sidekicks now that you've nearly made your escape!
Heiji's laughter cut off abruptly and Hakuba sat bolt upright.
"SIDEKICKS!" they chorused indignantly. Kaito and Conan just smirked. The four then had a jolly old time burning every copy of the book they could find.
Title: Murder for Dummies
Authors: Koorii-chan and Dragon-sama
***
Tsu-chan: xDDDD
Tsu-chan: rofl! =))
Key-chan: *laughing herself to death behind her computer screen* XDDDD
Mika-chan: Love,love,love the added character pieces
Dragon-sama: *preens* We rock, eh Koorii?
Tsu-chan: They are so going to kill you two...
Mika-chan: Lols
Dragon-sama: XD Right?
Mika-chan: Weren't they already on the hit list?
Mika-chan: I seem to remember...Kyle, was it?
Dragon-sama: But now TIMES 10!
Tsu-chan: They were moved even more to the top
Tsu-chan: Prioritized more than the Black Org possibly
Mika-chan: OMG
Mika-chan: You're done for
Tsu-chan: xD
Dragon-sama: XD
Mika-chan: *shakes head*
Detective Work and Thieving For Dummies
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By: Dragon-sama
Inspired by/with: Tsugumi Winters, White Mage Koorii, Mikazuki Hime, Kairi922, and International DCFanficNut 1207.
Things to note: Almost all KaiShin, all short, and may or may not be "complete".
Key-chan: ME
Tsu-chan: XDDD Do you need to ask?
Koorii-chan: ME EVEN THOUGH I’VE ALREADY SEEN IT
Koorii-chan: XDDDD
Mika-chan: *waves hand*
Dragon-sama: THIS WILL BE A BIT FAMILIAR TO SOME OF YOU
"Murder for Dummies, Page 1: Do not commit murder near, around, or on the same planet as one Edogawa Conan. If this is not possible, then just turn yourself in now and save the police the trouble.
"2. If you feel you must commit the murder anyway, do not use an overly contrived, extremely complicated plan. Not only will the lack of large plan confused Edogawa, but the likely hood of failure is much less with simple deaths.
"3. In fact, it is probably better to just stab your victim in from of Edogawa. The confusion of the straightforwardness will throw him off your trail completely as he creates an elegant theory of how the butler did it with a toothbrush.
"4. While he is tracking down the butler, it would be a good idea to point out the fact that glasses are not a viable disguise before running to the Bahamas. If you are particularly evil, tape a sign to his back that says, "I Am Kudou Shinichi." (P.S. Don't go to LA. His dad lives there.)
"5. Most important don't forget to remove all kickable objects from the near vicinity. It would also be a good idea to cover the entirety of your skin with clothing in case of sudden darting."
Heiji was rolling on the ground, tears of laughter streaming down his face. Conan was scowling down at him, sending the occasional kick as the Osakan detective rolled close enough. Kaito continued reading gleefully from the page, while Hakuba studiously pretended he was ALONE in the room, thank you very much!
"6. If all else fails, and Edogawa is about to point at you in accusation, pull out your emergency Kid lure; take a shiny diamond and shine a red light through it. Edogawa will be sufficiently distracted as the thief comes swooping in for the heist."
"Hey!" Kaito said indignantly, breaking off as Heiji went mute in absolute mirth. "I wouldn't fall for such a cheap trick!"
"Quit whining and keep reading," Conan grumbled, kicking the wheezing Heiji again. "It might finish this guy off."
"You're assuming lack of oxygen to his brain would have any obvious effect," Hakuba said woodenly, ignoring the shaking middle finger raised from the prone detective.
"Fine, fine. But remember, you asked for it!" Kaito said, having already read the final rule.
"7. Finally, watch out for late arriving detectives (Most likely Hakuba Sagaru and Hattori Heiji) it would be a shame to get caught by the sidekicks now that you've nearly made your escape!
Heiji's laughter cut off abruptly and Hakuba sat bolt upright.
"SIDEKICKS!" they chorused indignantly. Kaito and Conan just smirked. The four then had a jolly old time burning every copy of the book they could find.
Title: Murder for Dummies
Authors: Koorii-chan and Dragon-sama
Tsu-chan: xDDDD
Tsu-chan: rofl! =))
Key-chan: *laughing herself to death behind her computer screen* XDDDD
Mika-chan: Love,love,love the added character pieces
Dragon-sama: *preens* We rock, eh Koorii?
Tsu-chan: They are so going to kill you two...
Mika-chan: Lols
Dragon-sama: XD Right?
Mika-chan: Weren't they already on the hit list?
Mika-chan: I seem to remember...Kyle, was it?
Dragon-sama: But now TIMES 10!
Tsu-chan: They were moved even more to the top
Tsu-chan: Prioritized more than the Black Org possibly
Mika-chan: OMG
Mika-chan: You're done for
Tsu-chan: xD
Dragon-sama: XD
Mika-chan: *shakes head*
Detective Work and Thieving For Dummies