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By: Dragon-sama
Inspired by/with: Tsugumi Winters, White Mage Koorii, Mikazuki Hime, Kairi922, International DCFanficNut 1207, setojoufan, mangaluva, Olivetheolive, Grace Coan, Aura14, Digi Kurosaki, Miss_Sera, rpln, and nataeiy1.
Things to note: Almost all KaiShin, all short, and may or may not be "complete".
Dragon-sama: "Of course, the detective had only picked up once, and only then because Kaito had let the phone ring for thirty minutes straight"
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Koorii-chan: Shinichi wandering around and determinedly ignoring the ringing phone
Dragon-sama: Yup. XD
Koorii-chan: I just see him all…
***
It took a while, but the incessant ringing finally got on the detective's nerves. Oh, he knew exactly who would bother calling so many times a day, and especially this last call which he was not hanging up on. So when Shinichi finally stalked over to the phone, he felt no compunctions against answering the phone with a snarl.
"What do you want!"
"An ice cream Sunday! Is that how you always answer your phone?" came the chirpy reply in Kaito's voice.
"Die, Kuroba," was Shinichi's flat reply.
"Been there, done that, got the gem." Okay, that was a bit much, and Shinichi couldn't help but bang his head against the wall in aggravation. It was so like the magician to turn that into such a tasteless joke.
"...I'm hanging up"
"But Shinichi~! I'll just call again!" Could he stand listening to the phone ring for the next five hours? Deciding no (and not really wanting to hang up regardless), he settled for muttering into the receiver.
"I hate you."
"You wound me. Haven't I been a good friend?"
"There's a fine line between friend and enemy."
"Which is no problem for me. I'm a master at tightrope walking!"
"Hate. So much hate."
"I can sense under that pent up aggression a kind soul who truly missed the sound of my melodious voice. You're so sweet!"
"I'll show you how much I appreciate your voice next time I see you by strangling you. I'm sure that will make me feel better."
"Have you thought about taking pills for that aggression problem? Oh wait, that just makes you short and angry."
"That's it. I'm going to kill you and this time I will make sure you stay dead." That was met with a ringing laugh from the magician, and Shinichi wondered if the other teen thought he was joking. Then he wondered himself if he was joking. No matter.
"But who will solve my murder then? Do I have to call up your Osaken friend and challenge him as you?"
Shinichi couldn't help the completely deadpan tone as he replied, "You really think someone could solve a murder I committed if I didn't want them to?"
"I'm sure I could leave enough hints behind. Or maybe I'd just come back from the dead anyway! Hey, do you think Nakamori-keibu would mind if Kid turned into a zombie?" Kaito mused.
"You certainly have the brains for that job. ...Doesn't he already think you're your father anyway?" Shinichi wondered out loud.
"Huh....good point. So wait, does that make me a zombie or a ghost?"
"What does it make me that I've died twelve times?"
"Rechargable"
Shinichi had to pause for a full twenty seconds.
"...I think I might just be speechless. That's either complete brilliance or the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I can't decide."
"I knew I could still impress you!" Shinichi could just see Kaito preening at the imagined praise.
"Dumbfound, Kuroba. Not impress. Dumbfound."
"I try to save that for Hakuba. It's so easy to do; it's more of a challenge to see how many times a day I can manage it."
"You're going to give him an aneurysm eventually."
"He's resilient! Besides, it's his own fault for stalking me all the time! He could just move back to England if he wanted to get away from me."
"Somehow I don't think it's occurred to him to 'get away' from you. ...I think he and I have that brain damage in common." Shinichi grimaced at the thought of sharing anything with the stuck up British teen.
"You know you love it! Besides, if we're doing a contest for brain-dead tenacity, you have to add in your little puppy-dog follower as well." Shinichi mentally flipped through the list of people Kaito would know well enough to consider his followers.
"...Which one?"
Kaito's snort was audible over the phone, "I was referring to Tantei-han, but really, all of your little followers have that in common. You should start a religion."
"Of which you're currently in running to be the high priest of."
"I was meant for great things!"
"Kaito, only you would consider being the high priest of a cult of stalkers a great thing."
"It's only stalking if you sneak into their underwear drawer. Speaking of which, I saw the ones with clovers, and I approve!" Shinichi knew he didn't own any clover-patterned boxers, but he was quite sure that there would be a pair in his drawer by the end of the week, damn the magician.
".... I'm hanging up now. This is getting ridiculous."
"Then you want me to come visit? I can be over in twenty minutes!"
"I think twenty minutes is plenty of time for me to pack and catch a train to Osaka."
"Except Tantei-han doesn't know you yet. And if you think I can't track you down, you obviously forget who you're talking to."
"I never said anything about Heiji or staying in Osaka."
"Regardless. And I can always call Mouri-chan and tip her off. She can get there in under two minutes!"
Shinichi felt it best to completely ignore that comment. "Besides if I ran into Hattori now it would just be a big hassle."
Shinichi had to admit, as they continued their playful banter, that he was glad Kaito had been so persistent. But he still felt the need to pay back the magician for the annoyance, somehow. When Kaito finally said his farewell, Shinichi found the perfect opportunity.
"See you tomorrow Shinichi! You better be around after school, 'cause I don't want to have to run all over Beika again!"
"...Hm, yes, tomorrow. Bye."
Later, Kaito told him what a complete ass he'd been. Shinichi told him he deserved it.
***
Dragon-sama: *sniggers* I'm dying here Koorii. Want to continue?
Koorii-chan: XDDD If you want to. It's kind of hard to shut them up once they get going
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Dragon-sama: XDDD
Koorii-chan: funny thing is
Koorii-chan: once he did answer the phone Kaito would probably keep him on there for hours
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Dragon-sama: Yuuuuuup~
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By: Dragon-sama
Inspired by/with: Tsugumi Winters, White Mage Koorii, Mikazuki Hime, Kairi922, International DCFanficNut 1207, setojoufan, mangaluva, Olivetheolive, Grace Coan, Aura14, Digi Kurosaki, Miss_Sera, rpln, and nataeiy1.
Things to note: Almost all KaiShin, all short, and may or may not be "complete".
Dragon-sama: "Of course, the detective had only picked up once, and only then because Kaito had let the phone ring for thirty minutes straight"
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Koorii-chan: Shinichi wandering around and determinedly ignoring the ringing phone
Dragon-sama: Yup. XD
Koorii-chan: I just see him all…
It took a while, but the incessant ringing finally got on the detective's nerves. Oh, he knew exactly who would bother calling so many times a day, and especially this last call which he was not hanging up on. So when Shinichi finally stalked over to the phone, he felt no compunctions against answering the phone with a snarl.
"What do you want!"
"An ice cream Sunday! Is that how you always answer your phone?" came the chirpy reply in Kaito's voice.
"Die, Kuroba," was Shinichi's flat reply.
"Been there, done that, got the gem." Okay, that was a bit much, and Shinichi couldn't help but bang his head against the wall in aggravation. It was so like the magician to turn that into such a tasteless joke.
"...I'm hanging up"
"But Shinichi~! I'll just call again!" Could he stand listening to the phone ring for the next five hours? Deciding no (and not really wanting to hang up regardless), he settled for muttering into the receiver.
"I hate you."
"You wound me. Haven't I been a good friend?"
"There's a fine line between friend and enemy."
"Which is no problem for me. I'm a master at tightrope walking!"
"Hate. So much hate."
"I can sense under that pent up aggression a kind soul who truly missed the sound of my melodious voice. You're so sweet!"
"I'll show you how much I appreciate your voice next time I see you by strangling you. I'm sure that will make me feel better."
"Have you thought about taking pills for that aggression problem? Oh wait, that just makes you short and angry."
"That's it. I'm going to kill you and this time I will make sure you stay dead." That was met with a ringing laugh from the magician, and Shinichi wondered if the other teen thought he was joking. Then he wondered himself if he was joking. No matter.
"But who will solve my murder then? Do I have to call up your Osaken friend and challenge him as you?"
Shinichi couldn't help the completely deadpan tone as he replied, "You really think someone could solve a murder I committed if I didn't want them to?"
"I'm sure I could leave enough hints behind. Or maybe I'd just come back from the dead anyway! Hey, do you think Nakamori-keibu would mind if Kid turned into a zombie?" Kaito mused.
"You certainly have the brains for that job. ...Doesn't he already think you're your father anyway?" Shinichi wondered out loud.
"Huh....good point. So wait, does that make me a zombie or a ghost?"
"What does it make me that I've died twelve times?"
"Rechargable"
Shinichi had to pause for a full twenty seconds.
"...I think I might just be speechless. That's either complete brilliance or the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I can't decide."
"I knew I could still impress you!" Shinichi could just see Kaito preening at the imagined praise.
"Dumbfound, Kuroba. Not impress. Dumbfound."
"I try to save that for Hakuba. It's so easy to do; it's more of a challenge to see how many times a day I can manage it."
"You're going to give him an aneurysm eventually."
"He's resilient! Besides, it's his own fault for stalking me all the time! He could just move back to England if he wanted to get away from me."
"Somehow I don't think it's occurred to him to 'get away' from you. ...I think he and I have that brain damage in common." Shinichi grimaced at the thought of sharing anything with the stuck up British teen.
"You know you love it! Besides, if we're doing a contest for brain-dead tenacity, you have to add in your little puppy-dog follower as well." Shinichi mentally flipped through the list of people Kaito would know well enough to consider his followers.
"...Which one?"
Kaito's snort was audible over the phone, "I was referring to Tantei-han, but really, all of your little followers have that in common. You should start a religion."
"Of which you're currently in running to be the high priest of."
"I was meant for great things!"
"Kaito, only you would consider being the high priest of a cult of stalkers a great thing."
"It's only stalking if you sneak into their underwear drawer. Speaking of which, I saw the ones with clovers, and I approve!" Shinichi knew he didn't own any clover-patterned boxers, but he was quite sure that there would be a pair in his drawer by the end of the week, damn the magician.
".... I'm hanging up now. This is getting ridiculous."
"Then you want me to come visit? I can be over in twenty minutes!"
"I think twenty minutes is plenty of time for me to pack and catch a train to Osaka."
"Except Tantei-han doesn't know you yet. And if you think I can't track you down, you obviously forget who you're talking to."
"I never said anything about Heiji or staying in Osaka."
"Regardless. And I can always call Mouri-chan and tip her off. She can get there in under two minutes!"
Shinichi felt it best to completely ignore that comment. "Besides if I ran into Hattori now it would just be a big hassle."
Shinichi had to admit, as they continued their playful banter, that he was glad Kaito had been so persistent. But he still felt the need to pay back the magician for the annoyance, somehow. When Kaito finally said his farewell, Shinichi found the perfect opportunity.
"See you tomorrow Shinichi! You better be around after school, 'cause I don't want to have to run all over Beika again!"
"...Hm, yes, tomorrow. Bye."
Later, Kaito told him what a complete ass he'd been. Shinichi told him he deserved it.
Dragon-sama: *sniggers* I'm dying here Koorii. Want to continue?
Koorii-chan: XDDD If you want to. It's kind of hard to shut them up once they get going
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Dragon-sama: XDDD
Koorii-chan: funny thing is
Koorii-chan: once he did answer the phone Kaito would probably keep him on there for hours
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Dragon-sama: Yuuuuuup~
Love
Date: 2010-01-10 07:08 am (UTC)It's especially great in Mayonaka, because the story is so dark. The humor of Kaito and Shinichi's snarkfests really balance it out incredibly well!
Can't wait to see more! ^__^
Re: Love
Date: 2010-01-11 03:16 pm (UTC)Snark is Mayo!Shinichi's middle name. Well, that, and Angst, Angst, Moar Angst, and just to be a little bit different, Depression. *shot* Honestly, I think the dark, snarky humor is just a response to the impossible situation he's in. But can you blame him?