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By: Dragon-sama
Inspired by/with: Tsugumi Winters, White Mage Koorii, Mikazuki Hime, Kairi922, International DCFanficNut 1207, setojoufan, mangaluva, Olivetheolive, Grace Coan, Aura14, Digi Kurosaki, Miss_Sera, rpln, and nataeiy1.
Things to note: Almost all KaiShin, all short, and may or may not be "complete".
Koorii-chan: LOL
Koorii-chan: I hope it's a very soft fish.
Koorii-chan: Fish are very spiky in awkward places.
Koorii-chan: XD
***
Kaito flopped into the chair with a frown. Shinichi had ditched him, in this dingy (extravagant) hotel room in America, with no entertainment. Except a computer. Which, now that he thought about it, would probably be a good thing to peruse while he had the chance. He still had that heist later in the week, and he needed to brush up on some English phrases.
He flipped open the computer, watching dully as it powered on at a snail's pace, mumbling at the English display on the screen. He may be fairly good at the language, but he didn't have to like it. A click here, and a web browser popped up, search page displayed garishly plain on the screen. Now, how did that phrase go...
Ah yes. He began to type in "I will now", when a drop down list appeared. He blinked, then realized it was suggestions for completing his sentence. He raised his eyebrows. "I will now bow lyrics", "I will now light myself on fire"...who searches for these things? Suddenly his whole body stiffened in complete horror, and all that escaped was a tiny squeak as he stared at the screen.
Hours later, Shinichi wandered into the oddly quiet hotel room, wondering if Kaito had gotten bored and gone out on his own. But no, he was there, seated at the desk with the glow of the computer shining on his rictus face. Worried that he'd hurt himself somehow, Shinichi hurried over with a quiet, "Kaito?"
Kaito didn't move a muscle, hands still suspended an inch above the keyboard. Shinichi pressed a hand against the other teen's neck for a pulse, and was both relieved and worried when he found it jumping like a rabbit under his fingers. He wasn't dead, at least. But...
On a whim, Shinichi glanced at the computer. A search bar was half filled out, a list of suggestions under it. His eyes scrolled down until they rested on the probable cause of his boyfriend's state of horror.
"I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish."
He closed the lid of the computer with a snap, which immediately caused Kaito to gasp in a desperate breath. He had been breathing pretty shallowly. Shinichi sighed as he comforted his trembling boyfriend. Well...he couldn't say he really blamed Kaito.
***
Koorii-chan: LOL
Koorii-chan: That'll teach him to play with english search engines
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Dragon-sama: XD
Dragon-sama: It doesn't actually come up, btw. XD
Dragon-sama: Lying MLIAer
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Dragon-sama: Addendum: Shinichi didn't get laid for over a week because of the trauma, so he took matters into his own hands to help Kaito get over his sudden aversion. *shot*
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By: Dragon-sama
Inspired by/with: Tsugumi Winters, White Mage Koorii, Mikazuki Hime, Kairi922, International DCFanficNut 1207, setojoufan, mangaluva, Olivetheolive, Grace Coan, Aura14, Digi Kurosaki, Miss_Sera, rpln, and nataeiy1.
Things to note: Almost all KaiShin, all short, and may or may not be "complete".
Koorii-chan: LOL
Koorii-chan: I hope it's a very soft fish.
Koorii-chan: Fish are very spiky in awkward places.
Koorii-chan: XD
Kaito flopped into the chair with a frown. Shinichi had ditched him, in this dingy (extravagant) hotel room in America, with no entertainment. Except a computer. Which, now that he thought about it, would probably be a good thing to peruse while he had the chance. He still had that heist later in the week, and he needed to brush up on some English phrases.
He flipped open the computer, watching dully as it powered on at a snail's pace, mumbling at the English display on the screen. He may be fairly good at the language, but he didn't have to like it. A click here, and a web browser popped up, search page displayed garishly plain on the screen. Now, how did that phrase go...
Ah yes. He began to type in "I will now", when a drop down list appeared. He blinked, then realized it was suggestions for completing his sentence. He raised his eyebrows. "I will now bow lyrics", "I will now light myself on fire"...who searches for these things? Suddenly his whole body stiffened in complete horror, and all that escaped was a tiny squeak as he stared at the screen.
Hours later, Shinichi wandered into the oddly quiet hotel room, wondering if Kaito had gotten bored and gone out on his own. But no, he was there, seated at the desk with the glow of the computer shining on his rictus face. Worried that he'd hurt himself somehow, Shinichi hurried over with a quiet, "Kaito?"
Kaito didn't move a muscle, hands still suspended an inch above the keyboard. Shinichi pressed a hand against the other teen's neck for a pulse, and was both relieved and worried when he found it jumping like a rabbit under his fingers. He wasn't dead, at least. But...
On a whim, Shinichi glanced at the computer. A search bar was half filled out, a list of suggestions under it. His eyes scrolled down until they rested on the probable cause of his boyfriend's state of horror.
"I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish."
He closed the lid of the computer with a snap, which immediately caused Kaito to gasp in a desperate breath. He had been breathing pretty shallowly. Shinichi sighed as he comforted his trembling boyfriend. Well...he couldn't say he really blamed Kaito.
Koorii-chan: LOL
Koorii-chan: That'll teach him to play with english search engines
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Dragon-sama: XD
Dragon-sama: It doesn't actually come up, btw. XD
Dragon-sama: Lying MLIAer
Koorii-chan: XDDD
Dragon-sama: Addendum: Shinichi didn't get laid for over a week because of the trauma, so he took matters into his own hands to help Kaito get over his sudden aversion. *shot*
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Date: 2010-02-06 09:33 am (UTC)Lovely plunny, Sama. <3
Btw, if anyone's curious, the quote of from an episode of Code Geass. This shot (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/kyuui_chan/Misc%20Stuff/4675-550x-1215165298799.jpg), just... WIN. XDDD
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Date: 2010-02-06 05:34 pm (UTC)